Huckleberry's Art Lodge

Meet the Suspects
Card	Descriptions	Relationships	Traits
A♠	Butler	Siblings	Boisterous
2♠	Fish Magnate	Cousins	Bitter
3♠	Steroid-Era Baseball Player	Nibling and Pibling	Incel
4♠	Conservative Pundit	Long lost cousins	Greedy
5♠	Head Chef	Parent and Child	Chauvinist
A♥	Big Game Hunter	Co-parents	Unbelievably Handsome
2♥	Classics Professor	Business Rivals	Full of Envy
3♥	Inventor	Scammer and Scammed	Full of Shit
4♥	Serial Entrepreneur	Currently Scamming Each Other	Full of Themself
5♥	Pop Star	Fell for the Same Scam	Always Wearing an Unsettling Rubber Mask
A♣	Metal Drummer	Talent and Agent	Secretly Poor
2♣	Bodybuilder	Lovers	Openly Poor
3♣	Media Mogul	Ex-Lovers	Funny
4♣	Actual Communist	Parasocial Relationship	Unfunny
5♣	Priest	Employer and Employee	Shy
A♦	Contest Winner	Moneymaker & Disgruntled House Spouse	Pompous
2♦	Farmer	Childhood Friends	Gigantic
3♦	Day Trader	Invitee and Plus One	Presidential Hopeful
4♦	Bitcoin Guy	Loveless Political Marriage	Sardonic
5♦	Painter	Translator and Foreign Language Speaker	A Complete Mark

For use during the Meet the Suspects phase of the game.